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Telepathic Wayne Meets a Transvestite
"What's a nice girl like you... goodbye." |
The Apathetic Coroner's Report
A locked library. A drowned body. Suicide. |
Hermione, 30, Accidentally Time Travels
Hermione loved James Potter at first sight. |
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The Android's Epitaph
"Donated his battery, that others might function." |
Hitler Visits a Psychic, 1936
"Will I be famous?" |
The Detective's Last Words
"Someone in this room's a compulsive murderer." |