Tiny Stories 7 Words Long
by L. J. Patrick (c) Jan 23rd 2002
Telepathic Wayne Meets a Transvestite

"What's a nice girl like you... goodbye."

The Apathetic Coroner's Report

A locked library. A drowned body. Suicide.

Hermione, 30, Accidentally Time Travels

Hermione loved James Potter at first sight.

The Android's Epitaph

"Donated his battery, that others might function."

Hitler Visits a Psychic, 1936

"Will I be famous?"

The Detective's Last Words

"Someone in this room's a compulsive murderer."