Tiny Stories 7 Words Long
by L. J. Patrick (c) Jan 18th 2002
The Martians Reach 5th Avenue

"HOW CAN YOU STOP US?"
Darren sneezed.

The Forgetful Witch of Vaucluse

"Bubble, bubble, toil......"
"Your PIN, lady?"
"TRBL"

Ripley, Aged Five, in Kindergarten

"Incey, wincey spider..."
"Get away, bitch!"
"Ripley!"

Scary Night at the Tip

Lightning.
Severed hand twitching.
Rover buries it.

The Telepath's Date with Rick

"Guess what I'm thinking."
She slapped him.

The Narcoleptic Taxi Driver's Lawsuit

"Not guilty on medical grounds.
Case dismissed."